Cock Shots

Oh Me Oh My

EeKs Stair Ugh. For the record, I prefer flowers over cock shots. Especially when we don't even have the same cell phone carrier. That's just rude- it's like a peep show by entrapment.

Cryštof Čen gets it.

Philip Michael Pizano Your just jealous you cant put one out there!

EeKs Stair Oh. I could. I'm creative.

Philip Michael Pizano I just grossed myself out with that thought

EeKs Stair You sat next to me in religion class. I can't believe you never noticed...

Shan Stair Bushong Wow...who still does that at your age???

Philip Michael Pizano No...I was behind...and now I know why I prefered that view. And the pony tail thing.

EeKs Stair behind so you could cheat...and pull my pony tail. Lots of people do that at my age, Shannon.

Philip Michael Pizano I never cheated! I was making sure you had the right answers...your welcome by the way

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EeKs Stair haha. Well thank you for that, then. :)

Shan Stair Bushong But then again...a lot of people do stuff at our age that they shouldn't....

EeKs Stair Yah. People still wipe the wrong way ffs.

Robert Dunne Duly noted

Ernest Meadows definately no comment

Carolyn Hayer Haha agreed! BTW, LOTS of people...

Elwin Sherman I don't have a clue what's going on here, but I want in

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EeKs Stair me neither. I never have, really.

Ernest Meadows also.. which kind of flowers... you know for future reference

EeKs Stair TIGER LILLIES. I have a big tattoo on my back ( Okay- trampstamp yada yada...) of 2 tiger lillies and ...well stuff in between) I love those flowers. I got it the night before a med school final. I was sick of studying "death and diseases" and decided to bomb the exam to get something "permanent." Yah. that's me. It turned out great though- kudos to Erica, the artist.

Ernest Meadows noted!!

EeKs Stair Yah. The tat is really symbolic. Mostly of bipolar disorder.

Ernest Meadows uhmm yeah that bring to mind that one night at the diner... completely hilarious

EeKs Stair huh? What happened?

Arthur Imparato hey I'm the old guy in the room...what is a "cock shots"?

EeKs Stair Um, it's basically when a guy takes a picture of his penis with his cell phone and then sends it to you...with hopes of getting the receiver excited, I assume. Happens often during "Sexting."

Arthur Imparato oh me oh my...thanks for the 411 (you have seen "Modern Family", if not it is worth the watch) ...back in the day we sent flowers...what dorks we were...

EeKs Stair back in the day...it was better.

Arthur Imparato is there an app to block c*ck shots?

EeKs Stair Um. Most likely. I guess I didn't have to look...but....that's hard.

Arthur Imparato where is this world heading (no pun intended)?

EeKs Stair haha. Up shit's crick without a paddle. You went to Beverly Hills High? So do you watch 90210?

Wendy Gayle March NICE!

Arthur Imparato I graduated BHS in 1972 and I have seen BH 90210, but not the most recent series. Why do young people choose to be so crude with one another?

Is it like "Lord of the Flies" with MTV on your iPhone?

EeKs Stair Where to start, Arthur. I think it all goes back to the birth control pill. But that's for a different status update.

Arthur Imparato Thanks for the info. You are kind.

PS: I was a hippy and we invented free love. IMO, perhaps some young people have confused love and sex?

Shan Stair Bushong There was recently a story in the news about some idiot highschoolers "sexting" each other....the legal system was trying to get them nailed (no pun intended) for pornography.... Whatever happened to having your parents drop you off at the mall or movie theatre...so you could meet your date and go watch a G rated movie...maybe share some popcorn.....get home by 9pm.... Those days have gone to smut..

EeKs Stair I think love gets confused with a lot of things. But no matter what those things are, people like to call them love- much more settling on the stomach that way.

EeKs Stair Men can't confuse love. Women do it allll the time. lol

EeKs Stair Um, Shannon,....if mom knew we were at a movie theatre with a guy watching All Dogs Go to Heaven, she'd march in there and pull us out by our hair. I don't remember those days you speak of.

Arthur Imparato You can't confuse love. It is really simple and obvious. It is always selfless.

Fracking is cool too, but gets boring pretty quick. Sex is so over rated. IMO, women do it for emotional connect and men to it to come.

Men are dicks. Women aren't.

EeKs Stair Haven't you heard of cock jugglers? Women do it to cum these days too. That's why it's interesting to watch the dynamic between sexes evolve..., especially in an urban setting. A woman can easily hook up and walk away from it and want nothing more but the physical release- a behavior that was predominantly seen in males in generations prior.

Arthur Imparato OK. I love evolution.

EeKs Stair metaphor.

Arthur Imparato OK...what ever turns you on...I mean makes you happy in the ending...end.

Cock jugglers? Is that physically possible?

EeKs Stair metaphor.

Arthur Imparato OK...what ever turns you on...I mean makes you happy in the ending...end.

EeKs Stair oh, i'm not one. sometimes I envy the girls who are though! lol

Arthur Imparato In the end it does come (don't smile) to love. Love is the answer. And sex has nothing do to with love. IMO.

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EeKs Stair Date recap: guy: "What's your sister do?" me: "She's a doctor." guy:"What's her husband do?" me : " He's a stay at home dad." guy: "That is so weird." Awkward silence.35 minutes ago · Comment ·LikeUnlike · View Feedback (17)Hide Feedback (17)Jimmy Petrosino likes this.
Arthur Imparato what does his sister do?
27 minutes ago · EeKs Stair I didn't stay to ask. :)
26 minutes agoArthur Imparato you are fast you are

26 minutes ago · EeKs Stair ha! well I can tell in a minute. :)
25 minutes agoArthur Imparato is this speed dating?
24 minutes ago · EeKs Stair No. But if I don't like someone, I don't stay around. What's the point of that?
23 minutes agoArthur Imparato tru dat

23 minutes ago · Arthur Imparato are studying to be a doctor as well?
22 minutes ago · Ernest Lupinacci if men so "that's so interesting..." when are addled brains were thinking "that's so weird..." our lives would be so much more satisfying...
18 minutes agoEeKs Stair Yah- all nerds in my family.
17 minutes agoEeKs Stair True that, Ernest.
16 minutes agoArthur Imparato it is 2010 and i do believe the sexes are equal from here forth
11 minutes ago · EeKs Stair well if you don't want to do the nanny route or daycare, someone has to stay home with the munchkins. And he's a MUCH better cook and baker than her. God, I love when he cooks for me. Yummy.
9 minutes agoArthur Imparato I cook, do all the laundry for me and the wife, shopping as well. The only thing I don't do is sewing...not very good at that.
7 minutes ago · EeKs Stair You're a good man then! ;)
5 minutes agoArthur Imparato no, not really. but I am a good person, or at least I can fantasies.